08.03.07

IT Hell

Posted in Humor, IT at 15:42 by Borniet

          One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight
to hell.  Politician said “I miss my country, I want to call
my country and see how everybody is doing there.
he called and talked for about 5 minutes, then he asked “Well, devil how
much do I owe you????
The devil says “Five million dollars”
The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Thief was soo jealous, he starts screaming, “My turn! I wanna call the my
group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too” He called
and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked “Well, devil how much do I
owe you????

The devil says “Ten million dollars”
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his
chair.

Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, “I want to call other
IT person too,
He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various
technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he
asked “Well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil says “Twenty dollars”.
Programmer is stunned & says “Twenty dollars??? Only ??”
The devil says “Well if you make a call from one hell
to another hell, it’s local”.

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