Shit happens

Posted in Uncategorized at 0:23 by Borniet

  • Taoism: shit happens.

    Hare Krishna: shit happens rama rama ding ding.

    Hinduism: This shit happened before.

    Islam: if shit happens take a hostage.

    Zen: what is the sound of shit happening?

    Buddhism: when shit happens is it really shit?

    Confucianism: Confucius says shit happens.

    7th day Adventist: shit happens only on Saturdays.

    Protestantism: shit wont happen if I work harder.

    Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve it.

    Jehova’s witness: knock knock shit happens.

    Unitarian: what is this shit?

    Mormons: shit happens again and again.

    Judaism: why does this shit always happen to me?

    Rastafarianism: hey, lets smoke the shit!

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