08.13.07

IT people definitions

Posted in Humor, IT at 14:10 by Borniet

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks Nine women
  can deliver a baby in One month.

  2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will
  take 18 months to deliver a baby.

  3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman
  can deliver nine babies in one month.

  4) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a
  baby.

  5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can
  deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

  6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need
  a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

  7) Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether
  the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

  8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy
  with the PROCESS to produce a baby

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