08.13.07

The Trooper

Posted in Humor at 10:03 by Borniet

A farmer got pulled over by state trooper Jon for speeding, and the trooper
started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to
throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally,
trooper Jon got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that
he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The
farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?”

Trooper Jon stopped writing the ticket and said, “Well yeah, if that’s what
they are—I never heard of circle flies.”

So the farmer said, “Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they’re
called circle flies because they’re almost always found, circling around
the back end of a horse.”

The trooper said, “Oh,” and went back to writing the ticket. Then after a
minute he stopped and said, “Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me
a horse’s ass?”

“Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police
officers to even think about calling you a horse’s ass.”

Trooper Jon said, “Well, that’s a good thing,” and went back to writing the
ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer said, “Hard to fool them flies though.”

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